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Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded … in bed
Daily Numbers 5 1 1
Lotto Six #’s 56 3 2 26 37 42

timcfanelli: the fake plant in my office died
timcfanelli: apparently it was real :(.

Matt Sabins: My leather coat was stolen. If I find the guy I will kill him. I will make a leather jacket out of him. And wear it around.
Me:
see my vest, see my vest
made from real gorilla chest.
Matt Sabins: I hope its a fat guy.
Me: hahaha

“I think taking a dump while you’re on your powerbook should be called a powerdump.”

– Jeff Bisti

(incidentally this was posted from the bathroom)

A little context. I had mentioned saying screw this and moving to Prince
Edwards Island and starting a small company a couple days ago. This morning
while buzzco, eli, and I were complaining about work the following occurred.

Buzzco: Or we could just say screw it and move to prince albert island
Me: uhhh, maybe prince edwards island?
Eli: hahaha
That didn’t really translate well to a blog post but imagine this dear
reader. Buzzco singing and frolicking around on an island made entirely of
cocks. Then he trips….

“Wait a minute is pronoun a pronoun?”
– Eli Dow

“Your office smells like synthetic waffles.”
– Jay Brenneman

i put a hershey’s kiss in my coffee cuz I thought it’d taste good. i was wrong.
–timcfanelli

I mean if I didn’t have a choice and I had to drink pee, I’d drink my own rather than someone else’s. — Danielle

“My ass hurts, I need a beer”
– Downstairs neighbor / contractor at IBM