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Matthew Finlayson

New Englander in the Pacific Northwest. Father and Husband. Full time iOS developer.

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if you’re wondering what to put on when you first bring her back to your place, put this on, and LET THE PUPPY-BUMPING COMMENCE. by the time you get to ‘Go Your Own Way’ you should at least have your hand on a boob, and if you’re not dry humping by the second verse of ‘The Chain’ then you should just give up, walk to the window, light a Sherlock Holmes pipe, and take stock of the other more finite and tangible things in your life because clearly you are not a Gentleman that should be partaking in such scholarly activities as “Getting Your Fuck On On The Futon”.

(photo via chuckmore)