He tried to hide his smile and tried his best to play-off my subtle hand off with that look that everyone gets when they’re like “Holy moly, this is just like a secret agent movie!” Just before he slipped the bill in his pocket, he couldn’t resist a peek and glanced down at the bill. His eyes instantly got huge and he did a what looked like a vaudeville double-take. For a split second I thought I’d totally messed up, but then I realized that I just dropped a MONSTER bribe on him and he was intent on hustling me out of there before someone else got wind of the major jackpot he’d just hit. Hahahaha.